Kissless

Some months ago I began to hear reports that the Houston Family Arts Center had a cast of area youngsters being selected to participate in the eighth annual New York Musical Theatre Festival. As I split much of my time between New York and Texas, it piqued my interest to learn that a group of young actors from the Lone Star State was being so honored with a couple of weeks to perform in America’s capital city for theater. I learned the musical to be performed was an original one by Houston playwright/producer, Chance McClain, known to many as one of the founders of Houston’s first independent sports radio station, 1560 The Game.

With music, lyrics and direction from McClain, the show would be called Kissless, and the dream would be to find a way to finance not only the production itself for Houston area performances, but to cover the enormous costs of such an extended trip to The Big Apple for a cast of nearly thirty, along with production staff and crew. That’s no small order for one of the nation’s most expensive cities. The success of those efforts in providing such a great experience for the young actors involved constitutes the real miracle that Mr. McClain and his associates made possible.

Perhaps part of the secret is revealed in McClain’s “Author’s Forward” in the show’s printed program. He opens with the words, “I’m a pretty positive guy.” That must surely have been the case if he was able to organize and carry off the weeks of such an expedition that included not only time for rehearsals, but performances extending from September 28th to October 8th, 2011.

As for those production finances, it would be best to keep in mind another of McClain’s cautions in his forward to the program: “Please read the entire program and know that every name in it deserves so much more than the simple acknowledgement afforded in a show program.” In following his directive I note the contributions of associate producer Kevin Lambert, co-directors Sam Brown and Ilich Guardiola, music director Stephen W. Jones, choreographer Ellen Dyer, assistant director Sammy Green; and music arrangers Kevin Ryan, Frank Bullington and Bryan Ford. But something even more stunning caught my eye. There were literally hundreds of financial contributors listed in the program. What an incredible indication of the generous community support these youngsters had from the city of Houston. That was another part of the miracle.

As to the show itself, I regret to say it will not go on to win the Tony Award. Kissless brings a high-energy cast to a fairly lightweight piece that would have been more suitable as a high school skit where kids in the audience could giggle at the antics of pals on the stage.

At its core, it is the tale of clashing school cliques that include nerds, rednecks, jocks, practicing witches, and some so-called Goths who favor dour expressions, black clothes and outsider status. One of the latter is young Summer Stokely (Teresa Zimmerman), who has to spend the summer living at the home of basketball team captain, Derek (Tyler Galindo).

Derek is mortified that his cool buddies will learn a Goth is living in his home. Adding to the confusion are Derek’s flighty mom (Megan Blackmon) and his blustering dad (Cameron Worthen), the team coach.

As the action unfolds, friends reject friends, cliques get angry with cliques, dialogue is routinely shouted, and an assortment of disappointing songs are sung too loudly on an essentially bare set that depends on backstage slide projections to suggest locations. These elements do not combine to create theatrical magic.

Mr. McClain’s bio in the program declares he has written “hundreds of forgettable songs,” and there are many here that audience members would not be humming on the way home. (But heck, look at all these kids who had the time of their lives on such a grand adventure in New York City. Why am I complaining?) Encouraging moments include the country-flavored “Secret Love” (not to be confused with that same title from Doris Day or Stevie Nicks). Then there is the more upbeat “Ladida” finale, led by the flaky psychiatrist, Dr. Spinks, humorously played by Tyce Green.

Of course, Derek begins to discover a Goth might not be such a bad friend while playing Soul Crusher video games with Summer amid a spooky ensemble number that looks ready for Halloween with its annoyingly frantic choreography. But even Derek’s newfound friendship with Summer cannot survive the problematic plot. I am reminded of the last line of a poem Mr. McClain placed at the top of his forward remarks: “Think of only happy things.”